ChildVorer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[aqua]

i can guarantee this took less than 3 minutes to beat

[Border Patrol]

u jelly nordgeit? :trollface:

[Steal Kathy from the Nasty Ogre!]

make sound start before damage start
i want react time

[CLOUD VS SEPHIROTH VOTE]

this game practically does not have a skill ceiling!!! it's just so depthful and hard to master

[Fight and Flight]

oh hell yeah

[Cookin' Daddy]

i hate everything about this and wish the devs nothing but extreme torture for multiple years without end. this is the perfect blend of frustration, failure, and boredom to create what does not even deserve the title of "game." it almost feels like it was designed specifically to taunt me and the fact that i've been cursed to be mediocre at everything i attempt. 3/5

trixelbit responds:

I'm sorry we didn't meet your dietary restrictions.

[JonTron: The Game DEMO]

well that was a fucking lie

[Pico Quest for the Gayest Fart]

probably because it's 1 am but the dialog got me crying. the gameplay's way more interesting than usual while still feeling janky and low quality

[Whack a Fart!]

autoclicker... no work?
*breathing accelerates* OOOO OO AAA AOO OOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *MURDER*

[ExciteDyke]

yo this is actually kinda fun