how my boy soulja earl get down from there?? also fancy ass phone works in space

🤖>💀☠😭😭😭😭 i liked 25 seconds in, the music was very fitting

hey hey hey big j what the hambees doin? this reminds me of how little work i'm getting done! i am very anxious right now because i can't force myself to get back to work and i keep promising myself i'll do it tomorrow but the drive never returns and i'm beginning to worry i'll never get it done at all! keep up the cockwork!

the update is very buggy and crashes a lot. the merchandise pushing is a bit odd. however! i really like the charting in the new songs! even if the erect songs are generally worse than the youtube upload versions, they're still very fun to play!

i've background checked everyone involved, reread it upwards of one time, and still i can not find any bit of subtext whatsoever. what the fuck where's the "main character murders people" or the "main character has a penis" or the "writer wants to indoctrinate me into their political ideology"? closest i can get is her calling fries chips, but that's just like jaywalking. her backpack even only kinda looks like among us!

holy shit! the existential dread this game induced in me was enough to get me through my physical therapy today! whole ass half-hour spent doing work!

yeah!! hell yeah!!! my bicep uncomfortably spasms with joy!

what's that instrument that starts 47 seconds in? i hear it a lot but i don't know the name

happy EARTHday!! you're a year closer to being in the EARTH!! i expected happy birthday leitmotifs but i don't hear any.
ear like guitar👍👍

i feel like there's some fancy silhouette art person nonsense going on here

what the fuck is that? how do you wear that? it looks more like she got covered in suspiciously dress-colored paint while completely nude because i do not think she could even move her legs in a dress that looks like that. it looks like she got fuckin tied up by a cowboy

newgrounds scared reaction! it's that time again! look at those SEDUCTIVE SILHOUETTES! look at those COLORS! i feel bad about myself just looking at this! please render your dominant hand unusable and never quite reach the same level of proficiency in your non-dominant hand!