how my boy soulja earl get down from there?? also fancy ass phone works in space

🤖>💀☠😭😭😭😭 i liked 25 seconds in, the music was very fitting

hey hey hey big j what the hambees doin? this reminds me of how little work i'm getting done! i am very anxious right now because i can't force myself to get back to work and i keep promising myself i'll do it tomorrow but the drive never returns and i'm beginning to worry i'll never get it done at all! keep up the cockwork!

helllll yeah! i previously gave this game a BAD review, conDEMNING the color green and its associated presence in this video game. however, after kicking ass, i have realized that green is an EASY color to kill and now PINK is my least favorite! tomorrow it will probably be some other color, corresponding to the fourth level! i'm progressing in my hatred of colors!

the update is very buggy and crashes a lot. the merchandise pushing is a bit odd. however! i really like the charting in the new songs! even if the erect songs are generally worse than the youtube upload versions, they're still very fun to play!

i've background checked everyone involved, reread it upwards of one time, and still i can not find any bit of subtext whatsoever. what the fuck where's the "main character murders people" or the "main character has a penis" or the "writer wants to indoctrinate me into their political ideology"? closest i can get is her calling fries chips, but that's just like jaywalking. her backpack even only kinda looks like among us!

yeah!! hell yeah!!! my bicep uncomfortably spasms with joy!

what's that instrument that starts 47 seconds in? i hear it a lot but i don't know the name

happy EARTHday!! you're a year closer to being in the EARTH!! i expected happy birthday leitmotifs but i don't hear any.
ear like guitar👍👍

god dammit, jard! i told you not to take the innkeeper worm chest eruption pills!

i feel like there's some fancy silhouette art person nonsense going on here

what the fuck is that? how do you wear that? it looks more like she got covered in suspiciously dress-colored paint while completely nude because i do not think she could even move her legs in a dress that looks like that. it looks like she got fuckin tied up by a cowboy