ChildVorer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[NEWGROUNDS Clicker!]

autoclicker gang B)

[PICO NIGHT PUNKIN']

all my friends got the ps1 version but my family bought me the gameboy color version >:(

[Ghost of Kim Possible Haunts My Penor]

THIS IS THE POWER OF AN AUTOCLICKER
BOW TO ME, FOOLS! AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[Bullet Heaven 3 [Prototype]]

things i absolutely despise about this game:
the levels last my entire fucking lifespan
mouse controls feel inaccurate as shit but every time i use keyboard i feel a voice in my head tell me that mouse is better and it probably is but i don't give enough of a shit to go back
enemies appear out of nowhere and can hurt you. immediately.
the bullets spread more than my ass cheeks when i take a shit

[Mario Chess Online!]

some pieces are very confusing (mainly piranha plant and mushroom) but otherwise a very good game!

[Madness interactive]

my mouse keeps going off screen
otherwise a damn good game

[Dissect Garfield]

kill me

[Whats the Point 2]

he feels slightly less depressing and more self-aware

[GENERIC TURRET DEFENSE]

very easy to find an invincible defense
still fun tho

[Cook a krabby patty]

the music is masterful, and the gameplay of a game is simple but hard to master