ChildVorer's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[fallen out (jare)]

god dammit, jard! i told you not to take the innkeeper worm chest eruption pills!

[Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (Redesigned)]

i feel like there's some fancy silhouette art person nonsense going on here

[Patchouli]

what the fuck is that? how do you wear that? it looks more like she got covered in suspiciously dress-colored paint while completely nude because i do not think she could even move her legs in a dress that looks like that. it looks like she got fuckin tied up by a cowboy

poors responds:

This drawing is a year old + hornypost + relax brother

[street fighters]

newgrounds scared reaction! it's that time again! look at those SEDUCTIVE SILHOUETTES! look at those COLORS! i feel bad about myself just looking at this! please render your dominant hand unusable and never quite reach the same level of proficiency in your non-dominant hand!

[Tamika]

i hope you feel BAD when you look at this! i hope every time you look at this you CRINGE and GASP! i hope you feel EMBARRASSED! every morning i will look at your BAD ART from 11 YEARS AGO and LAUGH AT YOU!

[Touhou Devil Trigger Dance]

i'm discomforted, this image makes me discomforted. please never draw again lest i call you such things as "unathletic," "unintelligent," and "cringe"

[allay from minecraft but with fat butt]

you have anything to say about the anniversary coming up?

[US border crisis]

holy shit someone made a fan movie about this! !! it's called Never Gonna Give You Up, holy shit!!!

[Spelunky 2 - Ana]

literally 1984

[Ana do be spelunking though.]

projectile pus from the nose, just poke a needle into it and watch it fly!