ChildVorer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rabbit Hole 1.06]

helllll yeah! i previously gave this game a BAD review, conDEMNING the color green and its associated presence in this video game. however, after kicking ass, i have realized that green is an EASY color to kill and now PINK is my least favorite! tomorrow it will probably be some other color, corresponding to the fourth level! i'm progressing in my hatred of colors!

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

the update is very buggy and crashes a lot. the merchandise pushing is a bit odd. however! i really like the charting in the new songs! even if the erect songs are generally worse than the youtube upload versions, they're still very fun to play!

[Normal Girl - Read the Comic]

i've background checked everyone involved, reread it upwards of one time, and still i can not find any bit of subtext whatsoever. what the fuck where's the "main character murders people" or the "main character has a penis" or the "writer wants to indoctrinate me into their political ideology"? closest i can get is her calling fries chips, but that's just like jaywalking. her backpack even only kinda looks like among us!

[Stress, Misery & Fatigue Simulator]

holy shit! the existential dread this game induced in me was enough to get me through my physical therapy today! whole ass half-hour spent doing work!

[Cant Breathe!]

i was promised seven strikes. 7 !! but you know how many i got? 6! and i don't know how scoring works
is 1440 the max score?

ZabuJard responds:

the closer the 2 things are when u click the higher the skore :- O

[eat]

ever-present, constantly churning.
that minecraft music is honestly really emotional to me. way back when you used it in cuckin i made a fnf chart out of it! good times

[DELTA RUUNE 3]

my sins still haunt me. i try to shoot them but it just leads me to shoot the next opponent. viscous cycle
touhou 31 looks great !! i never thought we'd get an official vagina reveal

[new zabujard game]

i ate chili before playing. did chili give me aids and/or gay? you're a mindreader

[Harvestigator: An IRS Tax Auditing Game]

if this is a government trick to get me to be a tax auditor it's working
love this shit, makes me feel smart
high score 52

[Downhill to Infinity]

buhbbabbobaobabbiebabbobbBOOBIES?!
where

shit, game hard. hi score 1347