ChildVorer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

the update is very buggy and crashes a lot. the merchandise pushing is a bit odd. however! i really like the charting in the new songs! even if the erect songs are generally worse than the youtube upload versions, they're still very fun to play!

[Normal Girl - Read the Comic]

i've background checked everyone involved, reread it upwards of one time, and still i can not find any bit of subtext whatsoever. what the fuck where's the "main character murders people" or the "main character has a penis" or the "writer wants to indoctrinate me into their political ideology"? closest i can get is her calling fries chips, but that's just like jaywalking. her backpack even only kinda looks like among us!

[Stress, Misery & Fatigue Simulator]

holy shit! the existential dread this game induced in me was enough to get me through my physical therapy today! whole ass half-hour spent doing work!

[Auto Necrochess]

oo ouchy that's a spicy-a meatball

[Cant Breathe!]

i was promised seven strikes. 7 !! but you know how many i got? 6! and i don't know how scoring works
is 1440 the max score?

ZabuJard responds:

the closer the 2 things are when u click the higher the skore :- O

[eat]

ever-present, constantly churning.
that minecraft music is honestly really emotional to me. way back when you used it in cuckin i made a fnf chart out of it! good times

[DELTA RUUNE 3]

my sins still haunt me. i try to shoot them but it just leads me to shoot the next opponent. viscous cycle
touhou 31 looks great !! i never thought we'd get an official vagina reveal

[new zabujard game]

i ate chili before playing. did chili give me aids and/or gay? you're a mindreader

[Harvestigator: An IRS Tax Auditing Game]

if this is a government trick to get me to be a tax auditor it's working
love this shit, makes me feel smart
high score 52

[Downhill to Infinity]

buhbbabbobaobabbiebabbobbBOOBIES?!
where

shit, game hard. hi score 1347